“BREAKING: Sydney McLaughlin to Compete in 2024 Olympics on a Skateboard, Swears to ‘Set New World Record in Air Tricks’!”

In a shocking turn of events, world champion hurdler and sprinter Sydney McLaughlin has reportedly switched from track and field to extreme sports. Rumors surfaced today that McLaughlin has spent the past year secretly training for the 2024 Olympics—on a skateboard!

McLaughlin, known for her record-breaking performances in the 400m hurdles, was spotted at a local skatepark, perfecting flips, grinds, and a signature “McLaughlin Twist.” Sources close to her claim she’s aiming for gold in the highly anticipated (but non-existent) Olympic skateboarding air tricks category.

The track and field world is baffled, while the skateboarding community is buzzing with excitement. Sydney reportedly told close friends, “I’ve conquered the hurdles, now it’s time to hurdle into the air!”

Critics wonder if this is simply an elaborate prank or a radical new path for the 24-year-old athlete. Will she drop the hurdles for a halfpipe? Only time will tell!